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Think of as many "Life is like a..." sayings! the person who gets the most, wins!



example: Life is like a trash can, always crummy![/b]

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"Life is a maze in which we take the wrong turn before we haven't learned to walk." (Not sure if I did that one right.)

"Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up."

"Life is like a box of chocolate, you'll never no what your going to get"

"Life is rather like a tin of sardines, we're all of us looking for the key."

"Life is like an onion, You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep."

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Life is sour, squeeze a lemon.

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Life is like an endless pencil. You can make mistakes and can't fix them.

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I'll sleep on it.

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life is like outer space, its infinate

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Life is like a constipation crap, very painful. :laughing2:

life is like a slime, very icky

life is like a grandmother, caring yet annoying

life is like a wepon, to violent

life is like a knot, frustrating to comb

life is like pee soup, discusting

life is like proteus syndrom, deformed

life is like yo mama, with a big a**! :laughing2:


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Life is like a constipation crap, very painful.


I like that one a lot! :laughing2:

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Night Angel wrote:
life is like yo mama, with a big a**! :laughing2:


Yo mama joke huh? I like those.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out! :laughing2:

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Sorry to go off topic but I got to do it...

Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target! :laughing2:

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Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! :laughing2:

*on topic*

Life is like a pen ,u can never erase it.

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Life is your past, you cant change it

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Life is like a giant buttwhole :laughing2:
Life is like a computer
life is like a robot
Life is like a the lottery
Life is like a book

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Life is like a box of Cracker Jacks, there's a prize somewhere in there.

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Life is like star wars....Anakin is sooooooooo hot! LOL jk

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Yo mamma so fat, she jumped up and got stuck (in the sky)

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Jersey Sim2 wrote:
Sorry to go off topic but I got to do it...

Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target! :laughing2:


Lol...that's funny.....

Erm..my crummy one:

Life is like a maze - so many paths to take...

if you get that at all..

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I get it :laughing2:

Life is like a bowl of Jello

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NaughtyAngel wrote:
I get it :laughing2:

Life is like a bowl of Jello


I don't get the jello one. :confused:


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Night Angel wrote:
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I get it :laughing2:

Life is like a bowl of Jello


I don't get the jello one. :confused:


Its just that i kept hearing it that way in my head :laughing2: :dunno:


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Life is like a stab in the back

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