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Kira
Adrenergic
Joined: Fri Apr 02, 2004 4:30 am Posts: 7395 Location: SC, United States
Name: Kristin
Age: 26
Gender: Female
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 Bad Translator!
http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php Have fun. XD Her hair stinks. At 10: "Taste of her hair." (LOL) At 25: "I love your hair" (WTF XD) Max: "I love your hair"
_________________Charis humin kai eirēnē ϟ  Actually I prefer to be called ‘Ruler of All That is Evil’, but I will answer to Satan. dearlace ~ simblr ~ skittles rainbowcy
John: I call shotgun. Cameron: I call nine millimeter.
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| Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:26 am |
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Aura
Historia Crux
Joined: Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:01 am Posts: 18298 Location: Radiant Garden
Name: Erhama
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Roleplay: Roxlar Trein
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 Re: Bad Translator!
"Baby there's no other superstar you know that I'll be, your papa-paparazzi." At 10: "Young stars are all aware, the photographer's father." At 25: "Young stars, photographer's father." At max: "Old father and a young photographer."
LOL GOOD LORD.
"Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face." At 10: "I can not read, can not read or can not, can not read my poker face." At 25: "I have read, I have not read my poker face can be read or not, can not be." At max: "I read the analysis I have read."
GODDAMN.
"Let's have some fun this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick." At 10: "Logo defeat hurt, I went to a bar, disco." At 25: "After a tough loss, bar, disco was." At max: "After a disaster, bars and Nightclubs."
Wow.
_________________Old Town - Pleasure Quarter - Industrial Zone 
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| Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:11 am |
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0_0
Forum Veteran
Joined: Mon Aug 28, 2006 12:03 am Posts: 447
Name: Logan
Age: 17
Gender: Male
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 Re: Bad Translator!
AFRIKAANS : Net soos 'n maagd, raak vir die eerste keer Back to ENGLISH : Like a virgin, touched for the first time ALBANIAN : Ashtu si një virgjëreshë, preku për herë të parë Back to ENGLISH : Like a virgin, touched for the first time ARABIC : مثل عذراء ، لمست لأول مرة Back to ENGLISH : Like a virgin, touched for the first time BELARUSIAN : Like A Virgin, закрануў у першы раз Back to ENGLISH : Like A Virgin, touched for the first time BULGARIAN : Like A Virgin, докосна за първи път Back to ENGLISH : Like A Virgin, touched for the first time CATALAN : Like A Virgin, va tocar per primera vegada Back to ENGLISH : Like A Virgin, touched for the first time CHINESE : 就像一个处女,触及首次 Back to ENGLISH : Like a virgin, touched for the first time CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 宛如处女,第一次接触 Back to ENGLISH : Like a virgin, the first contact CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 宛如處女,第一次接觸 Back to ENGLISH : Like a virgin, the first contact CROATIAN : Kao djevica, prvog kontakta Back to ENGLISH : As a Virgo, the first contact
it seems that most of the world seems to speak "Madonna"
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| Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:17 am |
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Draik
Renderlicous
Joined: Sat Sep 06, 2008 1:11 pm Posts: 3551 Location: Australia
Name: Jack
Age: 19
Gender: Male
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 Re: Bad Translator!
Original: "Ra ra ah ah ah, roma, ro ma ma, GaGa ooh la la, want your bad romance"
At 10: "Ah ah ah radium radium, Rome, Ma Ma reverse osmosis, stupid "Oh, no, no, I want a bad story"
At 25: "Ha ha ha, music, Rome itself, reverse osmosis, crazy, Oh no, "is wrong"
At max: "Ron Paul, Music, Rome, Osmosis, crazy day so bad. "
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| Fri Jun 04, 2010 9:51 am |
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Space T-Rex
Laser Jesus
Joined: Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:45 am Posts: 1898 Location: Unova
Name: Josh
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Roleplay: Carla McGee
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 Re: Bad Translator!
My Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard
AFRIKAANS : My milkshake bring al die seuns na die agterplaas Back to ENGLISH : My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard ALBANIAN : My milkshake sjell të gjithë djemtë në oborr Back to ENGLISH : My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard ARABIC : اللبن بلدي يجمع كل الصبية إلى ساحة Back to ENGLISH : My milk brings all the boys to the yard BELARUSIAN : Мой малака прыносіць ўсе хлопчыкі ў двары Back to ENGLISH : My milk brings all the boys in the yard BULGARIAN : Моят мляко носи всички момчета в двора Back to ENGLISH : My milk brings all the boys in the yard CATALAN : La meva llet aporta tots els nois al pati Back to ENGLISH : My milk brings all the boys to the yard CHINESE : 我的牛奶将所有的男孩在院子里 Back to ENGLISH : I milk all the boys in the yard (LOLWUT) CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 我在院子里的所有牛奶的男孩 Back to ENGLISH : I have all the milk in the yard boy CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 我都在院子裡的牛奶男孩 Back to ENGLISH : I have milk in the yard boy CROATIAN : Ja sam mlijeko u dvorištu dječaka Back to ENGLISH : I have milk in the yard boy
_________________ ⠊⠄⠍ ⠉⠕⠥⠗⠞⠝⠑⠽ ⠇⠕⠧⠑⠂ ⠃⠁⠃⠽⠲ ⠺⠓⠕ ⠞⠓⠑ ⠓⠑⠇⠇⠁⠗⠑ ⠽⠕⠥⠹I used to be monkeyspark.
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| Fri Jun 04, 2010 9:58 am |
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Kira
Adrenergic
Joined: Fri Apr 02, 2004 4:30 am Posts: 7395 Location: SC, United States
Name: Kristin
Age: 26
Gender: Female
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 Re: Bad Translator!
Original "Hey there walrus lips!"
At 10 "Hey, with a population limit?"
At 25 "Hey, can reduce the house?"
At max "And, if the drop?"
WTF LOL
_________________Charis humin kai eirēnē ϟ  Actually I prefer to be called ‘Ruler of All That is Evil’, but I will answer to Satan. dearlace ~ simblr ~ skittles rainbowcy
John: I call shotgun. Cameron: I call nine millimeter.
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| Sat Jun 05, 2010 7:04 pm |
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Aura
Historia Crux
Joined: Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:01 am Posts: 18298 Location: Radiant Garden
Name: Erhama
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Roleplay: Roxlar Trein
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 Re: Bad Translator!
"She sells seashells at the seashore" At 10: "She sells seashells on the beach" At 25: "Sells shells on the beach" At max: "Laguna left."
_________________Old Town - Pleasure Quarter - Industrial Zone 
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| Sat Jun 05, 2010 7:29 pm |
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Space T-Rex
Laser Jesus
Joined: Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:45 am Posts: 1898 Location: Unova
Name: Josh
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Roleplay: Carla McGee
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Ah yes, the political spinoff of Laguna Beach were they stick a bunch of liberals on a beach.
_________________ ⠊⠄⠍ ⠉⠕⠥⠗⠞⠝⠑⠽ ⠇⠕⠧⠑⠂ ⠃⠁⠃⠽⠲ ⠺⠓⠕ ⠞⠓⠑ ⠓⠑⠇⠇⠁⠗⠑ ⠽⠕⠥⠹I used to be monkeyspark.
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| Sat Jun 05, 2010 8:22 pm |
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Phoenix
Forum Veteran
Joined: Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:07 pm Posts: 438 Location: Inner Space
Age: 0
Gender: Female
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 Re: Bad Translator!
Five little ducklings in a row, crying for the Mrs. Duck 10 "5 ducks in a row, call Ms. Pier" 25 "Five were in the order named president of the pink" max "Mr. President, 5" 
_________________Forgive any grammar or spelling mistakes, as there's about a 69% chance I'm half asleep right now :P Rollem wrote: Woah, wait, I am not an addict, I can stop whenever I want... I just don't want too. 
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| Sun Jun 06, 2010 2:23 am |
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pixiesim
Forum Friend
Joined: Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:24 pm Posts: 101
Name: Rachael
Age: 15
Gender: Female
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 Re: Bad Translator!
Whats you're name? At 10: "What is your name?" At 30(cuz i don't have the optiofor 25): He At max: To 
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| Fri Jul 23, 2010 4:40 pm |
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hunter
Custom Title
Joined: Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:57 pm Posts: 2670 Location: Alberta, Canada
Name: Hunter
Age: 16
Gender: Male
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 Re: Bad Translator!
"that girl is extremely ugly" ...10 translations later we get: "This girl is very difficult" "the stars fell from the sky" ...10 translations later we get: "Star Air" same for 20 ...30 translations later we get: "Star Airlines" ...40 translations later we get: "Star Aviation" same for 50 ...56 translations later we get: "Flying stele." Nice Find Ki Im sorry i couldnt resist 
_________________ Greed is good, Sex is easy, Youth is forever
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| Fri Jul 23, 2010 11:57 pm |
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Stormriver
Wonderstruck
Joined: Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:39 am Posts: 1859 Location: Musicland
Name: Ben
Age: 16
Gender: Male
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 Re: Bad Translator!
OMFG SIMS!
Original text:
"Hide and seek, trains and sewing machines, all those years, they were here first."
...56 translations later we get:
"The first is a mystery to us all the Sims."
So creepy o-o
_________________ Keep living on, living on the radio that's your dream.
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| Sat Jul 24, 2010 8:19 am |
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hunter
Custom Title
Joined: Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:57 pm Posts: 2670 Location: Alberta, Canada
Name: Hunter
Age: 16
Gender: Male
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how would you make a ghost sound? *teehee*
_________________ Greed is good, Sex is easy, Youth is forever
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| Sat Jul 24, 2010 4:18 pm |
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Kira
Adrenergic
Joined: Fri Apr 02, 2004 4:30 am Posts: 7395 Location: SC, United States
Name: Kristin
Age: 26
Gender: Female
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 Re: Bad Translator!
Hey baby, can you bleed like me?
At 10: "Hey, baby can Bleed Like Me?" At 30: "Hey, baby, like my brother?" Max: "Hey kid, like my brother."
_________________Charis humin kai eirēnē ϟ  Actually I prefer to be called ‘Ruler of All That is Evil’, but I will answer to Satan. dearlace ~ simblr ~ skittles rainbowcy
John: I call shotgun. Cameron: I call nine millimeter.
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| Sat Jul 24, 2010 9:25 pm |
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Phoenix
Forum Veteran
Joined: Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:07 pm Posts: 438 Location: Inner Space
Age: 0
Gender: Female
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 Re: Bad Translator!
"When things get rough-y, he hides behind his Buffy, and look he's getting huffy cause he knows that I know." ...56 translations later: "This leaves inflammation Sleeping."
_________________Forgive any grammar or spelling mistakes, as there's about a 69% chance I'm half asleep right now :P Rollem wrote: Woah, wait, I am not an addict, I can stop whenever I want... I just don't want too. 
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| Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:29 pm |
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ɭestrɑnge
I'm a Stereo
Joined: Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:11 am Posts: 1742
Name: Joe
Age: 18
Gender: Male
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Continuing Erry's Gaga theme: "Don't call my name, Don't call my name, Alejandro."+10 "Not worth my name, not to mention my name, Alejandro." +20 "Not my name, my name, phone, Alejandro." +30 "My name is my name, not the phone, Alejandro." +40 "My name is my name, phone number is Alejandra." (Alejandro's a girl now?)"Call all you want but there's no one home, and you're not gonna reach my telephone."+10 "If you want to cry at home, but did not receive your phone." +20 "If you want to cry at home, but do not get the phone." +30 "You have to scream, do not call." +40 "You do not have to yell to the phone." +50 "Do not scream on the phone." Max "Do not cry on the phone." I LOVE THIS!
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| Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:44 pm |
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Picturesque.
Newbie
Joined: Sun Aug 22, 2010 6:40 pm Posts: 12 Location: The land where haggis run wild and free.
Name: Em
Age: 13
Gender: Female
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"It's 2am, It's gonna be another long night thinking about what might have been."
At 10- Are at 2:00, will be another long night to think about what could be.
At 20- Second, the afternoon will be another long night, as much as possible.
At 30- Secondly, another long night in the afternoon as much as possible.
At 40- Another night, afternoon, whenever possible.
At 50- Tonight, after dinner, if possible.
At 56- Tonight, after eating, and, if possible.
:D
And, if you type in Nerd Herd(I was watching Chuck), after 56 translations you get 'threshing floor'.
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| Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:16 pm |
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ɭestrɑnge
I'm a Stereo
Joined: Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:11 am Posts: 1742
Name: Joe
Age: 18
Gender: Male
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"My screen name is Princess Consuela, and I am a member of the forum Snooty Sims."
at 10- "My name is 戴安娜肯苏 Illo screen, and is a member of the Forum Sims ignored." at 20- "My name is 戴安娜肯苏 Illo and show the members of the group ignored Sims." at 30- "The name of the ILO's 戴安 娜肯 苏私, Sims shows his contempt for the team." at 40- "戴安 娜肯 苏 operating name of the organization 私, Sims shows contempt for his team." at 50- "戴安 娜肯 苏 私 Sims organization name, shows contempt for his team." at max- "Team Foundation 苏 戴安娜肯 私 Sims Underestimate."
talking of bad translators, the new expansion pack google translated as "The Sims 12:03PM"
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