Are there any really good away messages for aol and aim?
i got nothin!

"takin a crap brb" - i use it a lot even if i'm away for three hours.

i use plenty of them:

Denile is a river in Egypt. So Go Swim in It.

My name is Nobody. And Nobody's Perfect!

A sisters love is for all seasons


Love is like a snowmobile speeding across the frozen tundra. Suddenly, it flips, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

Money is the root of all evil. And man needs roots.

To be a poor man is hard, but to be a poor race in a land of dollars is the very bottom of hardships.

lol. I still think about quote on occasion!

I hardly ever set myself as away. I figure they'll figure it out... or I'll just log off.

here's some

"Im gone like the black on Micheal Jackson"
"Do you ever IM someone just to see their away message?"
"I don't know why I'm gone so pretend this is my away message."

lol, those are some good ones!

here is another one is use:

You can open doors now with a combination of charm and patience.

I used to have one that said you live (insert) city,st, country, ip and how far away you live from me but I lost it since my new IM client doesn't use them and the code

heres one "dont have sex beacuse youll get pregnate and DIE!" Its my friends cuz all of mine suck!

WHAT!!!

'Away'

'I am away from my computer right now' i like it atleast....lol

"As I laid there dying, I saw your face. And.. I'm so happy I did."

"I look into your eyes and I can see something.
Something special, something great.
I can see us together, forever.

You hold my heart, so I beg of you to handle it with care.
Never let go of it, for it is dear to me.
It holds the love I have for you.

Lets fly away."

"This shield that I have made around me,
Protects me from the outside world.
But it does not protect me from myself,
The biggest evil I must overcome.

The largest obstacle in life is not the people that inhabit this world,
But myself.
And once I overcome that, nothing will stop me.
No man. No woman. Nobody."

"The worst way to love someone is to love them and watch them love somebody else.."

Those are my favorite.

how'd you think of those? lol....i like some of them

I dunno they just came to me... they are all my orginal works expect for the last one.

"I loved you, i wanted to go away with you, i wanted to be with you forever, then i realized i was drunk"

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If your wondering where the P is... its about to run down my leg in a second.


Hello, you have reached the automated answering service for YOUR SCREEN NAME , your message will be answered to in the order in which it was recieved, your message is number 8,243, please hold, your message is important to me.


I got these from www.aimawaymessages.com
I'm starting to use the 2nd one.

you have just tried to IM me without success. I left becuase...
1.) This Convo. Stinks
2.) You bored me into doing homework.
3.) Something interesting is going on somewhere else.
4.) I hate you.
5.) I would rather watch an aritifical plant grow.
6.) Sorry you just bore the Hell out of ME!!!

thats my fav away message, i got it from the site jersey put up

I'm using it now too. lol

My friends:











This shouldn't be in Fun & Games.